Kenneth was saying earlier how he liked HJ & my “Second Below” SMS series. The conversation turned to other Disney songs and before you know it, we’ve er… come up with another monstrosity. So sit back and enjoy Les Poulets – a new Disney song butchered by Kenneth & myself, and dedicated to a certain mutual chicken-loving/cooking friend. Daryl, this one’s for you!
Les poulets, les poulets
How I love les poulets
Love to chop and to serve little chicks
First I cut off their heads
Then I chop off their legs
Ah mais oui, ça c’est toujours delice
Les poulets, les poulets
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw
With a cleaver I hack them clean through
I pull out what’s inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I love little chickens, don’t you?
Here’s something so very delicious,
Prepared in the classic technique,
First you chop them all up into slices
Then you pour on the wine
And you set it alight!
This will really taste fine
See the flames – what a sight!
Zut alors, I have missed one!
Sacre bleu, what is this?
How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet little succulent wing
Quel dommage, what a loss
Here we go, in the sauce
Now some flour I think just a zing
Now I rub you with lemon
and maybe, some cinnamon
And you’re certainly tender you are
‘Cause it’s hot, oh by jove, you atop my big stove!
Tout-a-l’heure mon poulet
Au revoir!
Journey of the Heart 
LOL. Now, if only you both can get Daryl to say it, accent and all….
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I just realised how much violence I took out of the bridge, haha! Will need to rewrite that again some day…
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Be my guest, be my guest, put your violence to the test!
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Well there was something there that isn’t here right now…
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True…but it is still charming. Who’d have ever thought that this could be? Ken…could be so bloodthirsty…there is something in him that I simply didn’t see!
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Little blog, it’s a brilliant website… But everyday, there will be a fight… Little blog, why does it happen these days… it is just, not, right…
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haha… this isn’t really fair though. The Beauty has the advantage over the Beast!
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(Ken, ken…) I am so awed and inspired by you, and it’s not very hard to see why. No-one, writes like you do, no one rhymes like you do, in my social circle nobody sings like you do. For there’s no guy I know half as witty, or who has so many minutes to “spare”…this really would make a nice ditty, but I think it is time that we called it a night!
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Certain as the sun, rising in the east… We’ll always have time, for just another line… Beauty and the Beast!
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That is such a nice ending that I can’t think of anything else to say. Ken, not only are you procratinate-king, you are a most worthy opponent. One day, I shall delight in seeing you and Hui Mei cross swords :P As for tonight’s B&B Battle, I humbly concede defeat!
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Haha I’m flattered, but kudos to you too, Ann! This was really fun, and I’m sure you could have come up with something if it weren’t already so late. Till next time then…
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Poultry in motion. omg, Ann u crack me up.
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