Hubby Upgrade

May 12, 2005

LAST year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Reply from Tech Support: First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should automatically run the applications Jewell! ery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

Disclaimer: I use a different Husband OS so I’m hoping the problems mentioned below will not affect me. Besides, rather than Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5, my Husband OS comes with HusbandWorks Suite which includes but is not limited to the following programs: Corny Jokes 5.1, Wisdom 6.0, Communication 8.0, and Tenderness 6.2. Still, thought this was fun to share! :P


  1. Heh heh, I’m glad your hubby OS is not likely to encounter such bugs after upgrade. At least you can be assured of the quality control standards before and after the upgrade :)

  2. Well, the version i’m using now is beta version. Gonna upgrade to full version in a couple of years’ time mah. But so far so good. Am one satisfied customer!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s