'Turn the volume down'

This morning, as usual, I was still sleeping when Zibin started getting for work. I managed to sleep through most of the usual movement noise until it seemed as if someone suddenly blared the radio.

Half-asleep, I raised an arm in protest and groggily demanded, “Turn the volume down!”

“Sorry darling, but I can’t control the volume of my fart.”

I woke up laughing!


  1. hahaa! it’s a wonderful thing to be able to wake up laughing dear! u are blessed! (though skunked)

  2. hello, count yourself lucky you only have one farter in your house. i have TWO burp AND fart kings in mine…..

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