Hubby Upgrade

Net BUZZ
UPGRADING HUSBAND SOFTWARE
May 12, 2005

LAST year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Reply from Tech Support: First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should automatically run the applications Jewell! ery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

Disclaimer: I use a different Husband OS so I’m hoping the problems mentioned below will not affect me. Besides, rather than Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5, my Husband OS comes with HusbandWorks Suite which includes but is not limited to the following programs: Corny Jokes 5.1, Wisdom 6.0, Communication 8.0, and Tenderness 6.2. Still, thought this was fun to share! :P